Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)

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won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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Drip drip drop little april shower

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"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."

Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

oh my god she is a fucking boss

(via glowist)

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me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
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I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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"There is an important distinction between not giving a fuck about what other people think of you and not giving a fuck about other people’s feelings."

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